Jason: On your mark……. get set……. GOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tiffany: These two teams are filling up some holiday spirit by filling up their cups with crushed candy canes. The first team to go past the line gets control of round one, on the show where sloppiness is always holly and jolly, DOUBLE DARE 2000!
(dings, applause and cheers)
Blue team got it! You win! Okay, red team, you can stop now. Let’s go play!
(everyone goes back to their podiums)
Tiffany: And now, here’s your host, JASON HARRIS!
(applause and cheers)
Jason: Oh, thank you, Tiffany! And thank you, folks! Welcome to Double Dare 2000! The mess of the new millennium. And of course, since this is Double Dare 2000, we have the Triple Dare Challenge worth three times the money and a very cool prize. You’ll see that a little later in our game. Right now, it’s time to meet our teams! Starting to my left, in red, The Red Noids!
(applause and cheers)
They are made up of Brandy, Sandy, Tiffany, Mr. Whiskers, and Ed. You guys ready to go today? You ready to have some fun?
Brandy, Sandy, Tiffany, Mr. Whiskers, and Ed: YEAH!
Jason: Awesome! Glad to here it! And now, let’s say hello to your competition, on my right, The Blue Blazers!
(applause and cheers)
Look at them all goin crazy! I love it! And they are made up of Bridget, Poppy, Vampirina, and Oxana. You guys sure worked fast on that last stunt! Well done! Vampirina, is Oxana your mother?
Vampirina: Yes.
Jason: Ah, I see. The both of you look related, so I figured. And are these two your friends?
Vampirina: Yes.
Jason: Very cool! You guys have $25 to start off the game. Congratulations. Right now, I’d like to explain the rules of our game: I’m gonna ask you a question. If you don't know the answer or think the other team hasn't got a clue, you can Dare them to answer it for double the dollars. But be careful, because they can always Double Dare you right back for four times the amount. And then you'll either have to answer that question, or take the Physical Challenge. Looks like we’re ready to go. Big Blues, you have control of this first question. Listen carefully.
What is combat sport in Thailand that uses stand-up striking along with various clinching techniques? It’s worth $25 or you could dare them.
(The Big Blues huddle and discuss)
Bridget: Thai boxing.
Jason: Judges, will you accept that?
Judge (offscreen): Yes.
Jason: The judges say yes! That’s another $25!
(applause and cheers)
Here’s another question for $25; it’s actually a Nick online question from Anne in Los Angeles, California. Thanks, Anne! The question is,
What is the largest frog called? It’s worth $25 or you could dare them.
(The Big Blues huddle and discuss)
Vampirina: Dare.
Jason: They are daring. It’s worth $50 now. What is the largest frog called?
(The Red Noids huddle and discuss)
Brandy: The Goliath Frog.
Jason: Yes, very good! You get $50!
(applause and cheers)
We are all evened up here suddenly! Next question; On the TV Show, Stanley, what does Stanley use to look up facts about animals?
Mr. Whiskers: Dare.
Jason: They are daring. Red team, you could get the lead back.
(The Blue Noids huddle and discuss)
Bridget: The Great Big Book of Everything.
Jason: That is absolutely right!
(applause and cheers)
I'll bet you watched that show a few times!
Bridget: Yeah, I did. It was cool.
Jason: Nice! Okay, next question, what is the currency in Japan called?
Bridget: The Yen.
Jason: You got it! Here’s $25 more!
(applause and cheers)
Here comes another $25 question; Who wrote the poem, “The Echoing Green”? You can dare them if you wish.
Vampirina: Dare.
Jason: They are daring. It’s worth $50. You guys have an answer?
Brandy: Double dare.
Jason: Double daring it to the blue team. You guys know the answer or are we gonna have a physical challenge?
Bridget: We’re gonna take the physical challenge.
Jason: They are gonna take the physical challenge!
(applause and cheers)
It was William Blake. That’s the guy who wrote it. Okay, I need two of you to come on down here.
(Bridget and Poppy come out to the stage)
Okay, Bridget and Poppy, come on over here. Poppy, can you stand by that bowl, please? And as for you, Bridget, I need you to take off your shoes and step into this gak vat.
Bridget: OOOOH!
Jason: You okay? Is it cold?
Bridget: Yeah!
Jason: You’ve seen people stomping grapes at a grapevine, right?
Bridget: Yeah.
Jason: Well, today, this is our gak vat. What you’re gonna do is stomp and stomp until the bowl that your partner Poppy has goes to the top. Then, Poppy, you’re gonna dump the bowl into this tube. Make sure it goes above the line in less than 30 seconds and you’ll get $100 for your team. Otherwise, the $100 goes to the red team. Let’s see how they do! On your mark, get set, GOOOO!
(applause and cheers as Bridget begins stomping)
Come on Bridget, keep stomping! You gotta pick up the pace! There she goes! Now it’s picking up! I see a lot of gak going into that bowl. It’s looking pretty full. Okay, fill that tube up! Let’s see how far it’ll go! It’s going, it’s going….
(the gak reaches the line, dings, applause and cheers)
YEAH, THEY DID IT! They did it! $100 for the blue team right there! Nicely done, guys! Did that in fifteen seconds! Super job! Soooo, we have $225 for the Big Blues and $50 for the Red Noids. And now, for….
(buzz)
Actually, that’s the end of round one. Big Blues have a big lead of $225 and the Red Noids have $50. When we come back, everything is doubled and we’ll have the Triple Dare Challenge! We got lots of fun going on so stay wherever you are!
(applause and cheers, commercial break)
(return from commercial break)
Tiffany: Ho ho ho! We are back in the holiday spirit on Double Dare 2000! And now, back to your host, Jason Harris!
(applause and cheers)
Jason: Thanks, Tiffany! Very nice Santa Hat you got there! Anyway, welcome back to Double Dare 2000! It’s time for round 2. The rules are the same, but the dollar values are doubled! And, when you hear this sound,
(buzz)
That means the game is over. For our next toss up game, two of our team members are wearing giant Santa suits. What the other two guys here have to do is toss them into the Santa suits. The first team to get five snowballs in their respective suit will get $50 and control of our second round. Let’s see who’s gonna do it! On your mark, get set, GOOOO!
(applause and cheers)
Red team looks like they know what they’re doing. They already have three. Oh, looks like blue is catching up too! It’s gonna be so close, folks! I don’t know! Now, they both have four! Who’s gonna get the last one?
(dings, applause and cheers)
Red team did it! The red team has done it! $50 for them and control to start round two! Let’s go play some more Double Dare 2000!
(everyone heads back to their podiums)
Great job, red team! Boy, it was a close one! I thought the blue team was gonna do it, but you beat them by a split second! Nice timing! Okay, here’s your question for $50, red team.
Two-non overlapping angles that share a common side and a common vertex are known as what angles? It’s worth $50 or you could dare them.
Mr. Whiskers: Dare.
Jason: Now worth $100, blue team.
Bridget: Adjacent.
Jason: Right! You got $100 added to your score!
(applause and cheers)
You guys are really rolling along here! Here comes another question; which NFL quarterback spent his entire career with the Miami Dolphins from 1983-1999?
(The Big Blues huddle and discuss)
Poppy: Dan Marino!
Jason: Yep, give em $50 more!
(applause and cheers)
Here’s a true or false question; True or False, Chick-fil-A is open on Sundays.
Bridget: False.
Jason: Right! Good for you!
(applause and cheers)
Next question; Who voiced Simba as a child in The Lion King? Worth $50 or you could dare them. I need an answer.
Bridget: Dare.
Jason: Now worth $100 or you could Double Dare them.
Brandy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Jason: Correct!
(applause and cheers)
Next question; who played Mr. Bean?
Brandy: Dare.
Jason: They are daring. It’s worth $100 now. Who played Mr. Bean?
Bridget: Double dare.
Jason: They are double daring. What’s it gonna be, red team?
Sandy: Physical challenge.
Jason: Off to the physical challenge!
(applause and cheers)
Rowan Atkinson was the guy who played Mr. Bean. I need all four of you to come with me. Come on down.
(Brandy, Tiffany, Sandy, and Mr. Whiskers head out to the stage)
Okay, first of all, you guys need to take your shoes off for this and put on these white jumpsuits. Have you guys heard of painting by the numbers?
Brandy and Sandy: Yeah!
(Tiffany and Mr. Whiskers nod their heads)
Jason: Awesome! Because that’s what you’re gonna be doing right here. But you’re not gonna be painting with regular old paint. Oh no, you’re gonna use special gak paint. As you see, on this black and white sheet of paper with our logo on it, you’re gonna use four colors to paint it. And you have to paint the correct number in with the correct color. Otherwise, it isn’t gonna count. If you guys do it right, you’ll get $200. You know something, I feel like this stunt needs an extra challenge. Say, bring out the box, Tia! Bring out the box!
(fanfare, applause and cheers)
Jason: There it is! Our triple dare challenge box! It’s worth $300 plus a very cool prize! What is it, Tiffany?
Tiffany: It’s a $500 Visa gift card, perfect for shopping here, there, and everywhere!
Jason: Awesome! A $500 Visa gift card plus $300! Sounds like a pretty good deal. But it’s up to you guys. You wanna go for it? Yes or no?
(audience yells out suggestions)
Brandy: Yeah, we’re in!
Jason: Oh yeah, they’re going for the TRIPLE, DARE, CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!
(sirens, applause and cheers)
Okay, let’s see what we have inside the box today.
(Jason opens the box. It has a clock that says 25 seconds)
Ah, it’s a clock! And it says 25 seconds on it. So now, instead of 30 seconds, you guys have 25 seconds to get this stunt completed. Now, I need to get outta here before I get gak paint all over myself. Here we go! On your mark, get set, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(applause and cheers as Brandy, Tiffany, Sandy, and Mr. Whiskers paint like crazy)
Whoa, they are not wasting any time here, folks! They really know what they’re doing! I can tell these guys are real artists! I’d love for them to paint my house! And they did it!
(dings, applause and cheers)
$300 and the prize! It’s all yours! Wow, what a mess! But that’s the way we like it! Very good!
(applause and cheers as Brandy, Tiffany, Sandy, and Mr. Whiskers take off their jumpsuits and head back to the podium. However, they decided to keep their shoes off.)
Man, that looked like so much fun! You guys have the lead and control of this next question; From 1995-2014, Derek Jeter played shortstop for what baseball team? It’s worth $50 or you could dare them.
Brandy: Dare.
Jason: Daring for $100. What say you, Big Blues?
Bridget: The New York Yankees!
Jason: You’re right! You have the lead again!
(applause and cheers)
Wow, what a game this has been!
(buzz)
And that is the end of the game! By $25, the Big Blues have won the game! Congratulations!
(applause and cheers)
Red Noids, you played amazing today! Thanks for coming! You get to keep the money you’ve already won and we have some nice gifts for you backstage. Well, what a game this has been! When we come back, the Big Blues will run through the messiest minute in television history as they run through the Double Dare 2000 Slopstacle course! So we'll see you in just a minute!
(commercial break)
(return from commercial break)
Jason: We are back! Our friends The Big Blues have won the game today and are now ready to run the Double Dare 2000 Slopstacle Course. Man, what a close finish! That last question really helped you, huh?
Bridget: Yeah!
Jason: Cool! I’m proud of you guys! Now, let’s see if you can make us prouder! Obstacle number one is called Just Dessert. Bridget, you’re gonna climb up this ledge here. Once you do, you’re gonna slide down the slide, into this lovely scoop of ice cream. Once you hit that ice cream, stand up, grab the flag, hand it off to Oxana, and you’ll win this!
Tiffany: The Sharp Aquos flatscreen TV, comes with high definition picture and sound, perfect to watch your favorite shows and movies with the whole family! From Sharp!
Jason: Number two is The Hatch. Oxana, you gotta slide down this mouth, get up, grab the flag, hand it off to your daughter, and you’ll win this!
Tiffany: The Sony CFD-570 Portable CD/Cassette Boombox, features a built-in CD player, cassette playback and recording, and a full range stereo sound, from Sony!
Jason: Vampirina, do you like playing on the computer?
Vampirina: Yeah.
Jason: Well, did you ever stomp on a giant computer before?
Vampirina: No.
Jason: Well, number three is called Double Click. All you gotta do is stomp on the keyboard of this computer. When you see a flag on the screen and when the computer says, “You Got Flag!”, get the flag, hand it off, and you’ll win this!
Tiffany: The Nintendo GameCube video game console comes with four controllers and six wonderful games for you and your family! From Nintendo!
Jason: Number four is Today’s Special, Poppy. And we have a nice cheese gak sandwich over there. What you have to do is find the flag under the sandwich, hand it off, and you’ll win this!
Tiffany: Yamaha’s P-121 Digital Keyboard, comes with adjustable keys and has a clear, beautiful melodic sound.
Jason: Number five is the Double Dare Helix. What you have to do is basically climb your way through this helix-like monkey bar jungle gym. Grab the flag, hand it off, and you’ll win this!
Tiffany: A gift card package from AMC Theaters, where you can feel the experience and difference of the movies! These gift cards are good to use at any AMC Theater locations!
Jason: Number six is gumdrop. You gotta go up to the top while your partner puts in a giant nickel. Once that nickel is in, you jump into the ball drop, slide down, grab the flag and you’ll win this!
Tiffany: The Sure Shot Dual shoot electronic basketball game. Challenge your friends to see how many baskets you can make before time runs out. Comes with basketballs and pump and needle!
Jason: Number seven is Pick It. For this….
(ACHOOOOO!, nose spurts out green slime a little)
Audience: Ewwwwwwwwww……
Jason: Well, I can certainly tell our nose has a cold. But, anyway, you have to pick his nose, find the flag, hand it off, and you’ll win this!
Tiffany: The Gateway 2000 computer comes with 256 GB memory, hard drive, monitor, and CD rom! Windows is included in the software! From Gateway!
Jason: And number eight is Soda Jerk. Bridget, you have to step on these buttons here until you find the flag. Once you find it, hand it off, and you’ll win today’s grand prize! Tell us, Tiffany!
Tiffany: It’s a trip to the Great Wolf Lodge in the Poconos! You’ll splash around in the waterpark, play in the arcade, and do so much more!
Jason: It looks like our blue team is ready and raring to go! 60 seconds on the clock! Audience, make some noise! Cheer them on! On your mark, get, set, GOOOOOO!
(applause and cheers)
There they go! They are wasting no time with this course, folks! This might be their lucky day! They got through the first two obstacles very quickly! Vampirina’s stomping on the keys now! Where’s that flag?
Computer: YOU’VE GOT FLAG!
Jason: Okay, grab it! Hand it off! Poppy’s really digging into that sandwich! Where is the flag? Aha, there it is! We got 45 seconds remaining. They’re really hustling here. They might make it! Whoa, look at all those gumboils go! We go to number seven! Pick that nose! Ooooh, slimed right on! Hand it off! Stomp on the buttons! You have 25 seconds remaining! There’s the flag! Grab it!
(Bridget grabs the flag)
YEAH!
(dings, applause and cheers as Bridget, Poppy, Vampirina, and Oxana all celebrate like crazy)
THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT! YEAH, CELEBRATE! PARTY! GO CRAZY! YOU GOT IT ALL! TELL THEM WHAT THEY’VE WON, TIFFANY!
Tiffany: They got it all, Jason! The TV, the boombox, the Yamaha Keyboard, the AMC Theaters gift card package, the computer, the GameCube, the electronic basketball game, and they’re going to the Great Wolf Lodge! For a grand prize package totalling: $7,500! Let’s go blue team!
Jason: My goodness, congratulations! What a win! You guys were great! Enjoy your winnings! You did fantastic! Thanks for being here on our show today! And it was great seeing you folks at home as well! We'll see you next time where we love being messy all year round, Double Dare 2000!
Tiffany: Promotional consideration provided by…… (insert sponsors)
(Credits roll as Bridget, Poppy, Vampirina, and Oxana celebrate with each other and Jason)
(Nickelodeon lightbulb ID)
Jason: Double Dare 2000 was recorded in front of a live studio audience in Nickelodeon Studios at Universal Studios Florida!
