Bob: Back at home, the humans always scurry
To snap a pic of me that isn't blurry
The camera flashes pop
They pester me nonstop
I can't go out to eat or grocery shop
Oh, let me tell you, it's not easy being Bigfoot
The paparazzi drive me up the wall
No, it's not the least bit breezy being Bigfoot
So I came here to get away from it all
Oh, let me tell you, it's not easy being Bigfoot
But watch this Sasquatch finally have a ball
No, it is not the least bit breezy being Bigfoot
But now I'm free to get away from it all