Rusty Topsail: A pirate should be on the wide open sea
A loveable sea-faring grouch
Oh shiver me timbers and avast all of ye
Not stuck in some vampire land-lubber's couch
Oh I should be singing me best pirate songs
Back where a pirate belongs
Oh I used to wander both near, aye, and far
Go sailing straight into the dawn
I'd hunt for me treasure shout "yo-ho!" and "yar!"
But now I just sit here and get sat upon
Oh I'd never suffer such horrible wrongs
Back where a pirate belongs
As a young buccaneer I'd escape every trap
But now I'm stuck here in this dusty old map
Oh I should be singing me best pirate songs
Back on the sea where a pirate should be
From this couch I'll be free
Just me parrot and me
Where a pira-a-te
Belo-o-o-ngs