Sir Ghoulgood: True actors were not meant
to spend life waiting in the wings
No, I was born to play King Lear
All all those other kings
So what's a ghost to do
When drama's called for on the page
I strike a mighty pose at center stage
And yes, I draw an audience
But how could I resist?
For mine's a talent must be seen
This act must not be missed
So I emote dramatically
with passion, fear, or rage
They're wowed when I speak loud
Standing center stage
Oh, never more I'll strut the boards
to thunderous applause
The curtain's finally coming down
And I'm, I fear, the cause
My genius could not be contained
In this or any age
And now, one last bow
There at center stage
