"Chef Remy Bones" is a song from the Vampirina episode "Bone Appetit". It is sung by Chef Remy Bones himself as he shows Vee, Poppy and Bridget how he cooks his best dishes.



You're here in the presence
Of the monster who haunts
The spookiest kitchens
Of the best restaurants
With eerie hor d'oeuvres
Or the mysterious croissants
Why it is
Chef Remy Bones

Observe then the master
Of the finest cuisine
Bone-chillingest chef
That Transylvania has seen
Who once cooked for Bigfoot
And the zombie king and queen

Yes it is
Chef Remy Bones

Chop chop
plop it on the stovetop
Pop in half a cup

Boil it, broil it
oops, my arms fell off again

And saute, poach,
And, para, puree
Fricassee and flambe
spider souffle

Blend it, baste it
something vicious
Now that's delicious

So watch as each scare-rot
Is impeccably sliced
The spell-ery's chopped
And the Spook-ini is diced
Creating a meal that's
Fit for any poltergeist

And now the secret spicings
That will make it more enticing

You toss in some claws
And then you turn up the heat
A cup full of goo
and ooh la la, it's so sweet

Some scales and some cobwebs
And it's time to eat
The tasty treat
That makes a meal complete
so come and have a seat
I say bone appetit

All thanks to
Chef Remy Bones

(spoken) Remy Bones


Chef Remy Bones Music Video Vampirina Disney Junior

Chef Remy Bones Music Video Vampirina Disney Junior


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