Oxana: If you want to spot a vampire
just keep an eye out for the clues
Boris: Does he love a good old fright?
Does he stay up half the night?
Oxana: Does he take a midday snooze?
Boris: If you want to spot a vampire
Simply take a look around
Does he zoom with super speed?
Oxana: Well then, darling yes indeed
It's a vampire you have found
So you want to spot a vampire
Oh it's not hard to diagnose
Boris: Does he wear a lot of black?
Or a skeleton backpack?
Or think garlic bread is gross?
Vee: Could he really be a vampire?
Boris: That's the way it looks to me
Oxana: If I had to take a guess
Vee: Well, the answers all are yes
Boris: The new student in your school
Oxana: Seems like he could be a ghoul
Vee: If the signs all point to vampire
All: Then a vampire he may be