Thatch: Well, I used to think
That I was just no good at scaring crows
Didn't seem to know the scaring tricks
That every scarecrow knows
But perhaps I've done it wrong
Got to give my way a chance
So I'll hit you with a song
And a scarecrow dance
I'm so funky that it's scary
Ghoul Girls: He's so funky that it's scary
Thatch: I'm so groovy it's a fright
Ghoul Girls: He's so groovy it's a fright
Thatch: So you crows had best be wary
Ghoul Girls: Yes, you crows had best be wary
Thatch: 'Cause you'll soon be taking flight
I'm so funky that it's scary
Ghoul Girls: He's so funky that it's scary
Thatch: I'm so hip it casts a spell
Ghoul Girls: He's so hip it casts a spell
Thatch: And it's so extraordinary
Ghoul Girls: Ooh, ooh
Thatch: That you crows will say farewell
Ghoul Girls: He's so funky that it's scary