Nanpire: My darling I don't need a truly ghastly gift
No shrieking cake can make my my spooky spirits lift
I blow my candles out
And then without a doubt
I wish for what a birthday's really all about
Oh, forget the festive black balloons
No creepy cards, my dear
'Cause you're the gift I wish for every year
Grandpop: Yes, the perfect birthday present
Don't you see my little Vee?
Is the presence of the haunted Hauntley family
Both: Forget the screamers and the bows
Because every grandghoul truly knows
There's just one thing you need for birthday cheer
Yes, you're the gift we wish for every year
Nanpire: Yes, you're the gift I wish for every year