Dr. Paquette: Welcome to the critter fair
You won't believe your eyes
We feature creatures strange and rare
Entrancing pets of every size
A griffin who loves playing fetch
This hen lays golden eggs
And bugs who are quite hard to catch
Because of their eight hundred legs
Welcome to the critter fair
Our critters can't be topped
They're fuzzy, fun, and debonair
And all are ready to adopt
The phoenix lives for snuggling up
And you'll be entertained
By this de-frightful werewolf pup
And best of all, they're all house-trained
Welcome to the critter fair
My strange menagerie
It's bursting forth with love to share
These haunted household pets you see
And longing for a family
You'll find them at the critter fair