Steve: What if when I meet a monster
Instead of saying "Hi" I freeze?
What if I say "Hi" but oh, man
Unexpectedly, I sneeze?
What if he says "Hey"
But I don't hear?
Think of all the what-ifs to fear!
What if I should try new places
But find out they have too much sun?
What if I don't tie my laces
And fall in front of everyone?
What if I forget to buy
A souvenir?
Think of all the what-ifs to fear
Oh, how cold it stings
When you're afraid to try new things
People say new foods taste better
But what if all I taste is "yuck"?
What if I try on a sweater
And suddenly my head gets stuck?
What if all the what-ifs
Don't disappear?
Think of all the what-ifs to fear